If I Were the Devil...

 

Although some think I am, I am not the Devil.  I am not the Wicked Step-Mother, the Wicked Witch of the East, Pelosi's sister, etc.  I do not wear Prada.  I don't have a crystal ball.  And I don't use a broom for transportation.  Nor do I have long claws and horns.

I am not this guy...

Nor this girl...

Nor am I as "revengeful" as these three...

Sometimes I'm like this guy....

 Heck if you opened the paper and found an ad taken out on you when you're not running for office nor are you an elected official, you might be a "grouch" too!

 But if I truly was the devil, well I would agree with Paul Harvey in the video below: