"Big Wheels". Lord how mercy, we can't have any of the kids wanting a souped up play car to ride in the cul-de-sac when they get home from school! Their little toes might get squashed! Or somebody else might be offended!
And let's not let them have "Barbie and Ken". No the nanny state will insist on "Ken and GI Joe". All in the name of diversity, you know! Geez. Oh wait...GI Joe will meet his fate because we know the nanny liberals don't like the military! Ughhhh!