Sunday, October 6, 2013

For Rent

This is hilarious.  Someone posted on Craigslist that the US Capitol was for rent.  Why not?  The tenants can't make a deal for the landlord (the citizens).   They decided it wasn't worth vacuuming...laid off the staff without the landlord's approval.  They left it with alot of security though to keep the darn landlord out!  Should be safe to stay there!

Anyway, here you go...part of the ad is below.  Follow the link for more.  Craigslist took it down.  Link to full ad below: [?] 
Posted: 2013-10-01, 12:57PM EDT

 - $1000 / 8br - 775000ft² - LARGE HOUSE! LOTS OF ROOM! RECENTLY OPEN! (Capitol Hill)

8BR / 9+Ba 775000ft2 furnished house
laundry on site valet parking
".... roommates all left because of a job thing and I need to make rent. I really think this place is great and I’ve been living here for a while (incumbency FTW!). I don’t want to leave but the utilities are a real bitch to afford on your own. Some facts about the digs:
It’s about 775,000 square feet. Yeah, it’s big, I know. But don’t let the size alone fool you! It’s cozy too–lots of individual rooms!

Location, location, location. It’s close to everything you could possibly want. The Botanical Gardens (they’re temporarily closed, but don’t let that stop you); the metro, and plenty of bars. The bars are important, because what else are we gonna do?
It’s historic too! It was built in like 1800 something. Don’t ask me the specifics, there’s a plaque somewhere. Let’s just say it’s pretty sweet. There are plenty of cool things inside, like a giant statue of King Kamehameha I. It makes for weird midnight runs to the bathroom, but whatever.
Wanna know more just ask!.."
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